I thought the following was a funny email. Happy Easter:
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
> Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air
> Pentacostal: 10 - One to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness.
> Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
> Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin, of course)
> Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings chicken and potato salad.
> Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
> Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, & 4 wives to tell him how to do it.
> Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incadescent, flourescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
> Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
> Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.
> Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.
> Amish: What's a light bulb?
> Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air
> Pentacostal: 10 - One to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness.
> Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
> Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin, of course)
> Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings chicken and potato salad.
> Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
> Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, & 4 wives to tell him how to do it.
> Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incadescent, flourescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
> Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
> Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.
> Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.
> Amish: What's a light bulb?
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